EEWWW!!!!
Today for work we took our kids to the beach, which is always fun for them and easy for us. We were there for about twenty minutes or so and I had to go to the bathroom, so I left Tiffany to watch the kids and I made the no-too-far walk to the bathrooms. I passed our deputy, Mark, on the way and told him where I was going. I had almost reached the bathroom when I heard someone behind me. Naturally, I turn and glance behind me. It was this creepy looking older guy, maybe late forties, following me. I quickly hop into the first bathroom stall and lock the door. This guy gets into the stall next to me and starts talking to me, saying gross things like, "What are you doing? Are you taking off you bathing suit? Do you know what I am doing?" and I heard him unzip his pants. This asshole starts masturbating!!! I was so grossed out that I unlocked the door and ran for the lifeguard station right next to our stuff and I told the lifeguard. They caught the guy as he was leaving the restroom. I was so disgusted:( But that's not all...Just a few minutes after that incident (I told Mark and Tiffany) there was this really old man, about 75 or so, walking around all weird and talking to all the kids. His junk was totally hanging out of his trunks, which were pretty short! Double gross! He came over to us and we had to tell the girls to look out in the ocean to see the "dolphins". We didn't want them scarred for life! It was like every freaking sex offender was out on the beach today! Crazy day:)

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